I’m not happy about this whole sore throat thing #goaway


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September 23, 2014 at 08:26AM

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

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Build a friendship before marrying someone. Marry your best friend.

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People Having Fun With Statues (Part 2)

Previously: Part One


One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

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I have two friends, @JAX1115 and @JohnChrostek, who look almost like twins. I found the missing link between the two the hotel last night


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September 23, 2014 at 08:09AM